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With strings attached
She was the youngest person ever to attend the Royal College of Music.
Now Vanessa Mae is the fastest-selling classical-music artist in history. Just
21, she doesn't move without her make-up artist. And she looks great in hot
pants. Honestly, it's enough to make a nice Jewish girl jealous.
By Deborah Ross
13 February 2000
Vanessa-Mae. Youngest person ever to attend the Royal College of Music.
Youngest person ever to record the Beethoven and Tchaikovsky violin concertos.
The fastest-selling classical artist ever. Plus an alluring nymphet, to boot.
Clinging, white, transparent dresses. Pink hot pants. Fashion shoots for
Tatler and Vogue. Still, I refuse to be intimidated. I can do hot pants. I can
even do hot pants with pop-socks, which is quite a wow, apparently. They even
featured me once in Crime Weekly, under the headline: "It's a crime, whichever
way you look at it," which was nice. And I'm known to be quite musical, too.
Indeed, as I tell her straight off, my version of "Chopsticks" at the piano
truly speaks to people. Often, even, they speak back. "Pack it in!" they cry.
She says: "We often discuss the 'Chopsticks' technique in my family."
"And I can do 'Three Blind Mice'! With one finger!"
"How... nice." she says.
I was going to tell her that I'm working on "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" --
with two fingers -- but don't want to show off. She is fantastically impressed
already, I think.
We meet at the smart Milestone Hotel on Kensington High Street. She arrives
in a big, fat chauffeured Jag even though she lives just down the road with
her mother and stepfather. She is 30 minutes late. She is not alone. She has
her PR man and make-up artist with her. "Does the make-up artist go everywhere
with her?" I ask the PR man. "Yes," he replies happily. I suspect, already,
that I am going to be out Jewish-princessed here. Can you cook, Vanessa? "When
in London, I usually go out to eat." (What does a Jewish wife make for dinner?
Reservations! Hah!) "But last night," she continues, "I did microwave some
Tesco pasta."
She is now 21, yet still magnificently doll-like. She is wearing a ruffled
red top so itsy-bitsy it looks like it came out of some kind of
Barbie-goes-mad-at-DKNY pack. Is it DKNY? "I think so." Her trousers are
frighteningly chic hipsters -- also Barbie-sized -- "from a boutique in
Switzerland". The circumference of her waist is probably smaller than one of
my thighs. On a good day. (On a bad day, nothing is smaller than one of my
thighs, not even a traffic bollard). She is very, very beautiful, with
absolutely clear skin and a marvellously silky black curtain of hair.
I wasn't, in fact, that excited about meeting her. She is said to be quite
cold. She is said to be aloof. She is said "to have the poise and hauteur of a
senior Tiffany shop assistant". She is said, even, to have just sacked her
mother! True? "No!" OK, her mother, Pamela -- who has driven Vanessa's career
since Vanessa was three -- will no longer be her manager. The famed Mel Bush
will. But, that said, "it has been a very healthy, organic thing. From 18, my
mother left me more and more to handle myself, to gain some professional
independence. It was a gradual progression. 'Sack' is a terrible word." I say
I am most disappointed to hear this. I was going to ask for tips on how to
sack my own mother. OK, she hasn't driven my career, but she has driven me
pretty mad over the years. "I wouldn't sack anyone!" Vanessa cries.
Anyway, I'd expected her to be like one of those tennis players who has
been on the circuit since the age of five, and hasn't really developed in any
sense, except on the tennis court. And there is something quite arrested about
her. I don't know if she does that softtoy thing. You know, all those
prodigies who end up with bedrooms stuffed with teddies, because they've never
had time to form proper relationships. But I do know she does the pet thing,
which might be much the same. She currently has three dogs, a number of fish,
a chameleon and a cockatoo called Continuity Kay.
This is a new cockatoo, bought for her by her grandmother for her 20th
birthday. She had a cockatoo before, but it escaped out of the window when she
was 16, just two days before she was due to record her first album. She was
heartbroken, naturally, "but it was a professional milestone, because I
learned that the show had to go on". I wonder if her pets are dressed in Gucci
collars and little Prada jackets and all that. They are not, she says. "I'm
not saying I know what a pint of milk costs, but my spending isn't that
excessive."
I find her quite friendly, actually. OK, she can, at times, lapse into
formidably meaningless marketing speak, when everything is talked about in
terms of "goals" and "priorities" and "focusing". But we have a nice chat
about her Chinese grandmother, who lives with Vanessa, too. "She's 70 in
August, but very rock'n'roll. She likes to drink tequila and vodka with my
band." She doesn't mind that I laugh at her chic hipsters, the waistband an
intricate looping of holes. "Honestly, girl, what are they paying you?" But
she has a boyfriend now. Your first? "Yes. I wasn't very interested before."
He is Lionel Catelon, son of the mayor of the French ski resort of Val
d'Isere. "I am in love," she says, "but don't want to talk about it." She
doesn't seem that aloof. She might even have had sex.
I know she generates a great deal of mistrust. If she is That Good A
Violinist, say the musical purists, she wouldn't need the pouting,
mini-skirted, semi-naked gimmicks. (Yehudi never did hot pants. Thank God.
Although, that said, he might have made even me look passable in them.) She
wouldn't, either, need to fuse pop and classical, as she does. However, she
would say -- and does -- that this is just her style, and why not? "When I
first started doing it at 15, 16, it was unheard of. But I wanted to break
boundaries. It wasn't my goal to shock people. It was to bring the violin into
a broader spectrum. Classical music is a small world. It's a museum art. I
wanted to work with things that are alive." The real question, I think, is
where does the marketing end and the music begin? Frankly -- as musical as I
am -- I just don't know. Whatever, the posher critics have never been overly
fond of her. She says she doesn't care. "Critics," she announces, "have never
experienced giving people pleasure in their work."
Vanessa was born in Singapore in 1978, to Pamela, a lawyer and
semi-professional pianist, and Vorapong Vanakorn, an English hotelier of Thai
descent. Vanessa was playing the piano at three, and violin at seven. By this
time, her parents had split, her mother had remarried wealthy corporate lawyer
Graham Nicholson, and the family had come to London. It sounds like Vanessa
had the most brilliantly indulged childhood. She was an only child. She
thinks, when she was six or seven, her mother did get broody, but by this time
Vanessa's talent was obvious, "and she had to chaperone me. It wouldn't have
been fair to have another child". For whom? I forget to ask.
Little Vanessa was dressed in Pierre Cardin and Dior. There was the house
in Kensington, plus the country one in Sussex. One of her most treasured
possessions is "a 150-year-old children's hardback about music which my mother
bought for me when I was little, because she saw me looking through it in
fascination". She attended a private school on Sloane Street. When her parents
gave dinner parties, and Vanessa wandered down in her nightie, she wasn't
dispatched back to bed. "I was allowed to participate. And if they went to the
theatre or ballet, I went, too."
The only thing that was denied her, it would seem, was horse riding
because, when she was five, her piano teacher told her: "Honey, I don't want
you to take risks with horses." Yet you ski, Vanessa? Yes, she says, but
skiing is much less dangerous: a horse can bolt. "My mother was once riding in
Hyde Park when her horse bolted and she ended up outside Harvey Nichols." I
say it's a shame she didn't end up inside Harvey Nichols, at the Chanel
counter. That would have been something.
At eight, Vanessa was the youngest pupil at the Central Conservatoire of
Music in Peking, where she stayed for six months, accompanied by her mother,
who had stopped being a lawyer to focus on her daughter. At 10, Vanessa gave
her first concert. At 11, she was admitted to the Royal College of Music. She
was pulled out of school at 14, to better fulfil her musical potential. Do you
have friends, Vanessa? "Not so many." Did you ever rebel, Vanessa? Did you
ever say: "Sod this violin lark. I'm going out to drink Merrydown and neck
boys." No, she did not, she says. "I always spoke my own mind. If I didn't
want to do something, I didn't do it. But I would weigh up the odds first. If
there was a party, and I had to practice, I'd practice for an hour then go to
the party. I think I got the best of both worlds."
I think she gave her first interview at 12. I have found the cutting. The
copy is pretty anodyne. "My violin is my friend," she says. It's the
photograph that gets you. It shows Vanessa in something cute and puff-sleeved,
with a thick, pudding bowl haircut. "Plus I had braces on my teeth then,"
Vanessa volunteers. So, what happened? The braces came off, the hair-grew, EMI
put you in a bikini and leather boots, and suddenly it was: "Why, Ms Mae, you
are quite beautiful. Let's flog a few records here." From sweet kid to sex
kitten, via an efficient marketing department? Is that what happened?
Absolutely not, she protests. She says that first 1995 video for her souped up
version of Bach's Toccata and Fugue -- the one that showed her coming out of
the sea in that transparent white dress -- was not an exploitation of her
burgeoning teenage sexuality. "It was my idea!," she cries. "We were in Ibiza.
I like the sea... It was not lewd porno. "Do you consider yourself sexy? "I
wouldn't be that arrogant."
There is this notion, of course, that you will always ultimately pay in
later life for the super-abundant gifts of childhood. Mozart died in debt, and
was buried as a pauper. Michael Jackson, deprived of his own childhood, now
seems to be marooned in a bizarre Neverland of his own making. And don't get
me started on Lena Zavaroni, the poor thing. I wonder, naturally, if this
worries Vanessa. She insists it does not. Anyone can lose their way, she says.
"You can start a career at 30, and lose your way. It can happen any time. It's
just that, if you have precocious abilities as a child, more attention is
focused on you."
I don't know if Vanessa will ever lose her way. She is fiercely ambitious,
I think. I'd read somewhere that she was going to ease up on her commitments
this year. Is she? Well, for the next five months she'll be recording an
album, says the PR man, "but after that, we'll be full on again." Last year,
it was 250 concerts in 35 cities. That doesn't sound impressive to me. That
sounds grim. Does it get lonely? Here, she goes all existential. "We are born
alone, and go alone. I've always had a sense of solitude. I've always had a
feeling that I'm alone in a little capsule." Still, no mind. "This is helpful
when you travel."
She has to go now. She has another interview to do with The Mirror at the
Kensington Royal Garden Hotel, which is almost directly opposite the
Milestone. She is lip-glossed by the make-up artists for her next appointment.
Then the big, fat Jag returns to pick her up. I watch from the window. The car
does an extravagant U-turn, and drops her over the road. I have been very out
Jewish-princessed, I think.
© 2000 Independent Digital (UK) Ltd.
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